For outlander, everything was in slowmotion the moment went his eyes beheld the creature. “Dream Weaver” began to play in his head…
Shak takes the chance and sneaks into Outlanders basement through a window on the side where he found…
a pogo stick. He hopped on…
from the yard next door Newshawk said “I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue.”
then he thought to himself, "I have to stop quoting random lines from “Airplane.” He reached for his cell phone to call…
Hermione Granger, she was busy relegating hominids and punch.
Newshawk hung up. “Well, no phone sex for me today.”
Celetron the Autobot who was hiding as his cell phone was very relived.
Suddenly Celetron vibrated as a naughty picture message came across. It was from…
Haissan, his porn studio was bangin,
Some loose nails into the floor caused by last night square dance competition.
Slowhand won the gold, it was rumored that she…
was so hopped up on squirrel hormones that…
…whipped all the other contestants to the ground.
But she got carried away. While she strangled on of the contestants with his bolo tie she screamed…
"Roy will see me for what youare!"
HEr eyes then glinted and a bells ounded.
Meanwhile, Rai and the raptor shared a cigarette…
tHE OCTOPUS FELT LEFT OUT.
But then again, he had 8 tentacles to have fun with…
and one was already in a jar of peanut butter as he…