Ms. Spazzyspam,
I love them! These Hairy Little Men are the life of the Forum. They seem to revel in everything, and it’s positively infectious. Always jumping and barking and hissing and spitting. So primal!
Just letting you know I appreciate the progressive attitude toward the little hairy men. I plan to start shaving less and going natural in an effort to blend in with our newest citizens.
AnimeJessica
Hey Spazzyspam,
Are you stupid or something? The Little Hairy Men have put our forum on the map and they show more passion than anyone else in the forum. The fact you haven’t made them the official mascot for the forum is a travesty. They show 10 times the enthusiasm as the other members, even if they do sometimes steal Rai’s hat and bite and hiss and spit on people.
Fillet
ATTN: Spazzyspam
Ms Administrator, I recently Joined your forum in hopes of leading a calm, relaxing existence dedicated to the study of Anime to extreme gravimetric shifts.
I believe I offer a convenient and easy solution to the problem posed by the little-hairy-men. By simply flooding the forum with a toxic gas derived from a type of liquefied dark matter common in some parts of the universe, the little-hairy-men will be converted into a thick, combustible gelatin. Should you desire to employ my plan, I will be scanning local brain frequencies for thoughts on rhubarb. This will be our secret code.
Sincerely,
Iron K. Tager
A post signature addendum (A.P.S.A.): Although I am new to this Forum, I wish to let you know that I enjoy parades and would like to observe more of them.
Spazzyspam
Looks like you screwed up again. The forum is overrun with little hairy men who bite and spit average members, and nobody is doing anything to stop them. It’s a sad day when I agree with the newspaper headlines. “Administrator Chokes on Hairball” is an understatement.
Since you’re clearly pushing some progressive liberal agenda here, I suppose it’s only a matter of time before you start charging members to provide healthcare for the little hairy men, who will of course need the right to create threads.
You make me sick.
Redshirt
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Spazzyzpam,
If you’re not going to have the thousands of little hairy men plaguing our Forums banned, could you at least have them provided with diapers or underwear. I’m tired of seeing their disproportionately large genitalia flailing around while they spit and jump up and down.
The last thing we need is for kids to see this sort of thing and start asking questions.
Froggy[/quote]
Dear Spazzyspam, I must agree with Froggy that the Ewok problem is getting out of control. Having little hairy creatures, with large genitalia bouncing up and down, is getting ridiculous.
I censored the pic so not to offend the AN youngsters, but I’m sure they’re are seeing the same thing I am.
Slick
[size=16]YUB YUB BITCHES!!![/size]
Dear Spazzyzpam,
Are you going to do nothing? I recently observed Little Hairy Men hissing, grunting and waving ungodly large genitalia at several Tan-etts. I am very angry at this, as this is MY job
Outlander
P.S. They also broke into my house and have eaten all of my Mudkips
Twenty percent, at least! They don’t believe in combs, so mentioning them might result in a hairy situation.
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We have not seen Wicca for some time now. I know that some of you are concerned, but fear not. I am in psychic contact with her and I have news. Wicca was sweep out to sea by the recent hurricane. She kept alive by clinging to an anime love pillow and a box of chocolate Pocky.
She was eventually washed ashore on a mysterious, uncharted south Atlantic island populated by native peoples. These islanders believe that Wicca was a gift from the sea. She is now worshiped as a God-Queen and ruler of the island. She is presently trying to get internet service and maybe a Starbucks for the tribe. She psychically reports “All is good” and will visit us soon
we should make you into a plushie and send you to her outlander
Outlander, you need to get yourself a psychic check-up. I, too, am in psychic contact with Wicca and I think you’ve got some details wrong. While it is true she was washed out to sea by Hurricane Irene, with only her anime love pillow, box of almond crunch Pocky and her notebook computer, she eventually washed up on an island in south Jersey, not the South Atlantic. I think it was Wildwood, but it might have been Sea Isle City… I do know it wasn’t Ocean City-too dry (Jersey joke).
It is true that the natives are worshiping her, but it’s because she’s Wicca, after all… and also because they get extremely few New Yorkers that far south. Most New Yorkers, you see only go to Asbury Park (to look for Bruce Springsteen) or Seaside Heights (to try and get on the Jersey Shore show). That’s if they don’t go to Rockaway or Coney Island.
As for her “trying to get internet service and perhaps a Starbucks”, you got that part scrambled up. She’s actually at a Starbucks and is trying to get on the internet, but her WiFi card got waterlogged so she can’t get a signal. Aside from that, all is well with her and as soon as she can make her way to Atlantic City she’ll win enough money at the casinos to get a limousine ride back to her home.
I stand corrected. South Jersey, and Primitive island tribesmen. You can see how easily you can confuse the two
They don’t call it Wildwood for nothing! However, I grew up on a South Jersey island. Are you trying to say…
It’s ok Newshawk… I don’t think you’re primitive!
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WELCOME TO SOUTH JERSEY ISLAND
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They don’t call it Wildwood for nothing! However, I grew up on a South Jersey island. Are you trying to say…[/quote]
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WELCOME TO SOUTH JERSEY ISLAND[/quote]
Ah, that takes me back to those sweet summer nights… The moon shining bright in the sky… the surf pounding in the distance… her hair smelling of jasmine… the warmth of her body… the bonfire on the beach… the screams of the sacrifice… :huh: :dry: :blink: 
Please ignore that last part… :unsure:
did they reject snookie?
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did they reject snookie?[/quote]
Oh, this was long, long before any “Snookie”…
Wicca has emailed me. It’s far more reliable than Outlanders telepathy. She informs me that in her new kingdom the beast known as “Snookie” has been destroyed. It was for the best. The remainder of the cast of Jersey Shore are being given swift, but “fair” trials for their crimes against humanity. There is not expected to be much leniency.
She has also requested I pass a message on to Outlander. STOP WATCHING HER IN THE SHOWER! Psychic stalking is still stalking.