*Gasps for air… Wah… Wah… What! Is that all manga, anime and games on those selves!? My god… I have seen heaven… it is very bright, beautiful and neatly arranged on selves!
"Ah! one of our listeners is calling in. What’s your name?
“ShawnMerrow”
“Thank you Shawn, What do you want to talk about?”
" Men want to play strip poker, but the girls want to bust out the ol’ Ouija board. The compromise is strip Ouija, where the board tells them which article of clothing they have to remove. Honestly, that’s probably the best idea in the entire movie. I don’t think it’s exactly what the Parker Brothers had in mind when they mass produced a conduit to the netherworld, but it’s still a pretty decent compromise."
Call-In: we get a bunch of alligators and we tie ribbons around them,and get them little t-shirts that say “Rescue Gators”: and we tie a little barrel full of juice around their necks and we release them in New Orleans. To help people
Wicca: oh my god
Call-In: yes what is it?
Wicca: rescue gators ? Cody, Is that you?
Wicca: Cody, you have presented to me many ideas in the past, most of them I have to say were retarded.: but this one, this is it
Call-In: what do you mean retarded??
Wicca: well honestly Cody, the thing with the saint bernards was ridiculous to the point of being retarded. listen I mean that in a good way