Rai looks like he lives in a small town located somewhere in Maine. Or in Stephen King’s imagination.
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He’s got a hole in his right flopper!
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That is the creepiest clown pic I’ve ever seen!
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the question is, is he a midget or just crouching in the suit?
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Outlander’s tail is an implant! We’ll tell you why, coming up.
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Did he have one of those lengthening procedures done?
Speaking of which, you know you got a bad male enlargement product when it comes in the mail and it’s a rock and a piece of string with directions where to tie it. (soon to be seen in Spencers as a gag gift…)
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THIS JUST IN:
New AN member Tink has been convicted of murdering veteran user Haissan. Tink has confessed as being guilty when allegations of the murderer’s identity sprung about last night.
“I gave him a fair warning,” Tink declared. “I said ‘if I don’t like u I’ll let u know right away’. I just chose to let him know through first-degree murder. Seemed legit to me.”
Tink is expected to appear in court November 16, and has left outlander in charge of her two boys while she’s gone.
Experts say this is a shut case, but argue there may be room for Tink sympathizers in the jury. Judge Psychopuppet has stated he has little intention of persecuting Tink to the full extent of the law. “Haissan just, you know, f*cked up. Bad. Got what was coming for him. The most I’ll likely sentence is a couple weeks of community service around the AN headquarters and maybe watch a few hours of ‘Perfect Hair’”.
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Where’s the paparazzi photo’s?
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I miss the local news outlander.
Slick
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TAN Big Shot, Matt Greenfield, in order to promote more activity on the forums, surgically removed his own lower intestines and offers them as a prize to the first member to achieve 5,000 posts
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[size=16]Greetings from the future![/size]
[quote=Outlander]
Hello. I am Outlander IV. I am from the future. I have entered a time paradox to return to your time to tell you of your fates.[/quote]
Originally posted: November 2, 2009 @ 6:17pm
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It is twenty years in the future, and Rai is still in college. He was permanently deported back to Mexico, so he transferred to the University of Acapulco. Majoring in Computer science and Animal Husbandry. He was expelled from the School of Husbandry due to an unfortunite misunderstanding. When the instructor told him to " insemanate
that Burro"…well…
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Dragoon bought the Dallas Cowboys from Jerry Jones by charging it on his Visa Account. He presently owes Visa 475 Million at 24.99 percent interest. Dragoon has decided to sell cocaine at the concession stands and rent out the cheer leaders for lap dances to make up the debt. He performed a stroke of genius by installing FMA’s Alex Louis Armstrong at linebacker
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Slowhand left her husband for a Roy Mustang look-alike. They were last seen in the Texas Panhandle trying to transmute longhorn steers into giant packs of Pocky
While Upgrading his computer, PP was sucked into the hard drive and is now an electron traveling through teh vast internet.
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Hentai graduated from college with a degree in Philosophy.
He is now a captain of a fishing boat where he impresses his crew on the musings of Rene Descartes as they haul in lobster pots. Hentai is also a political activist. He recently organized a protest of Ice fishing in the country of Libya.
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[quote=outlander]
Dragoon bought the Dallas Cowboys from Jerry Jones by charging it on his Visa Account. He presently owes Visa 475 Million at 24.99 percent interest. Dragoon has decided to sell cocaine at the concession stands and rent out the cheer leaders for lap dances to make up the debt. He performed a stroke of genius by installing FMA’s Alex Louis Armstrong at linebacker[/quote]
I like the sound of that. When am I buying ADV? 
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[quote=dragoon]
[quote=outlander]
Dragoon bought the Dallas Cowboys from Jerry Jones by charging it on his Visa Account. He presently owes Visa 475 Million at 24.99 percent interest. Dragoon has decided to sell cocaine at the concession stands and rent out the cheer leaders for lap dances to make up the debt. He performed a stroke of genius by installing FMA’s Alex Louis Armstrong at linebacker[/quote]
I like the sound of that. When am I buying ADV? :P[/quote]
I have the feeling that you would buy ADV first. It would be cheaper after all 
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The future? NO WAIIIII!
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In a few years LadyofWicca travels to Sweden for a secret operation and comes back with…more Moe and a little Tusundre
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This is going to be interesting.
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