Dragonrider Cody marries Asuka Langley, but is killed during the honeymoon, crushed to death by her Thighs. Rather than a funeral, Cody is stuffed and placed on Matt Greenfield’s front yard as a lawn jockey
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[quote=outlander]
In a few years LadyofWicca travels to Sweden for a secret operation and comes back with…more Moe and a little Tusundre[/quote]
:lol: Outlander! Very interesting!
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[quote=outlander]
Dragonrider Cody marries Asuka Langley, but is killed during the honeymoon, crushed to death by her Thighs. Rather than a funeral, Cody is stuffed and placed on Matt Greenfield’s front yard as a lawn jockey[/quote]
WOW! Now that one is incredibly random!
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Speaking of Matt, he is sentanced to five years in Anime prison,convicted of exposing the public to “Birth”… worst.anime.ever.
Tommy Two Tacos was killed in 2012 when he was Flammed to death by 4chan /a/ when he confessed he liked “K-on”
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[quote=dragonrider_cody]
[quote=outlander]
Dragonrider Cody marries Asuka Langley, but is killed during the honeymoon, crushed to death by her Thighs. Rather than a funeral, Cody is stuffed and placed on Matt Greenfield’s front yard as a lawn jockey[/quote]
WOW! Now that one is incredibly random![/quote]
… and yet oddly feasible.
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Isn’t Birth available to watch online here on TAN? I have avoided it so far.
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Of course, we ALL know what happens to redshirt in the future… 
Perhaps I am the fun, plucky, comic relief guy instead?
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I don’t believe in the future.
Why do I need to watch K-on when Dragoon and I have a “never ending girl-talk” every single day?
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[quote=PretearHimeno]
[quote=dragonrider_cody]
[quote=outlander]
Dragonrider Cody marries Asuka Langley, but is killed during the honeymoon, crushed to death by her Thighs. Rather than a funeral, Cody is stuffed and placed on Matt Greenfield’s front yard as a lawn jockey[/quote]
WOW! Now that one is incredibly random![/quote]
… and yet oddly feasible.[/quote]
I’m gunna have to agree with Himeno on this one. Thought I think it was just an excuse for outlanter to post a pic of Auska.
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In the year 2011, TAN is raided by 4chan.
Moot carries off Pretear Himeno and imprisons her in /a/. Where every Thursday she is brought out for the /a/nons to observe and comment
Click on pic for larger image
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Greetings from the Past!
The allies just won WWII, and Chruchill says an “iron curtain” has fallen over Europe. I wonder what will happen next? 
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Crushed by Asuka’s thighs. You suppose he died with a smile on his face?
I dunno if I want to know my future. Just knowing might screw it up from happening. At least it did the last time. And the time before that. Some of it my fault though. (insert clumsy explanation of time and string theory from Noein, HERE).
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Argh! Too much! head explodes
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[quote=outlander]
In the year 2011, TAN is raided by 4chan.
Moot carries off Pretear Himeno and imprisons her in /a/. Where every Thursday she is brought out for the /a/nons to observe and comment
Click on pic for larger image
Save me! ;_; Saaaaave me!
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I will save you PretearHimeno!
As soon as I get out of this wall of pop ups! Close, close, close, I can’t see Himeno let alone save her, Close, Close, why doesn’t this starfleet issued piece of junk have ad blocker! Ack, what did I just click… MY EYES!!
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Redshirt1, despondent over the deaths of Gurren Lagann’s Kamina and Nia, descends into alcoholism for a short time, but recovers (more on redshirt’s future later)
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I had to look those characters up. I guess the booze did the trick!
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Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiii
iaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
I hope that doesn’t break the board.
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After never having his love returned,in addition to the pressures of posting interesting things, DragonRider Cody steadily took to the drink, Eventually, his optimistic viewpoint of justice prevailing was replaced by a cynical distaste of humanity in general, to the point of mistrusting anyone who showed the slightest kindness to him. After a successful assassination attempt on Prede, he ran away from TAN. He was forced to do various dirty jobs to make ends meet, but eventually found his calling, ironically enough, as an assassin. He came to be known by his signature weapon, poison. In yet another cruel irony, the same poison he uses as an assassin was the poison that killed his parents.
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