See the mug of tasty refreshment tipping over? Yea, that’s all that needs to be said.
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[quote=Froggy]
Are those the marauders from the “Whats in your wallet?” commercials?[/quote]
Nah, they look too good to be barbarians…
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They’re saying “Your women’s dirty pillows or death!”
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fire the lazer
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[size=16]Hentai, a physcological case study and treatment[/size]
[quote=“outlander”]
Hentai is a college student who experienced a severe brain injury while working with explosives on a railroad. An unintentional explosion caused a 3-foot long and 1.25 inch thick iron rod to shoot through his head and land almost 65 feet behind him. Amazingly, Hentai regained consciousness moments after the incident and remained responsive during his trip to the doctor. However, after returning to work, teaches and friends noticed a change in the previously rational Hentai who had become much more aloof and was prone to long cursing bouts and irresponsible behavior. His taste in Anime radically changed from reasonable Anime tastes to liking and even enjoying such awful fare such as “Birth, “K-on” and Strike Witches ”I have concluded that Hentai has developed a psychical equivalent to what has been described in the literature as penis envy called Anime Envy. Although the interpretation of Anime Envy was seen as a crucial part of the initial stages of the work together, the fact that it emerged from the outset as preconscious suggested that its understanding would have only limited value. Further I have related this to demonstrate how Freud’s interpretation of Anime Envy and the patient’s acceptance of the same as being bedrock is potentially harmful since it has the function of distorting the patient’s psychic reality. Furthermore the importance of Anime Envy as a resistance to the exploration of a more primitive disturbance in the mother-son dyad is noted. Further evidence for the understanding of this case in terms of a pre-Oedipal disturbance has to do with the patient’s use of masochism with its anal-sadistic components and profound difficulties with eating rice related to anime as being a metaphor for the same conflicts toward the maternal breast, trapped between the desire to love anime and the wish to destroy those who do have good taste in the medium.
Based on my observations, the only cure is a lobotomy. As I only have a cork screw, one of you other forum members who have access to power tools are called upon to assist[/quote]
Originally posted: August 1, 2010 @ 11:03pm
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I have a meat cleaver and my chef’s tools will that suffice?
if you want we can just make cutlets out of his face…
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I have crochet needles. Right up the nose, give it a little wiggle. Easy Peasy. :evil:
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I don’t personally have one of these…
http://img42.imageshack.us/img42/5875/trephinedrill.jpg
I think it’s called a Trephine… it should work for a lobotomy.
Edit: I think one of those things might be hard to find, so if you can’t get your hands on one of those… any power drill with a 1.5" spade bit should do the trick
Good luck! and remember to clean up when you’re done… you don’t want to slip in brain goo.
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[quote=Hornet65]
I don’t personally have one of these…
I think it’s called a Trephine… it should work for a lobotomy.
Edit: I think one of those things might be hard to find…[/quote]
Well Hole Saws (like the ones for mounting a doorknob mechanism) are available at any hardware store.
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owwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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[quote=SpaceCobraJoe]
Well Hole Saws (like the ones for mounting a doorknob mechanism) are available at any hardware store.[/quote]
That’s true… but you just don’t get that same “done by hand” feeling you get with a Trephine. Although, a hole saw may make a little less of a mess than a spade bit.
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Just find a girl in high heels and get her really, really mad.
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[quote=redshirt1]
Just find a girl in high heels and get her really, really mad.[/quote]
That seems like it would be the most cost-effective way… let’s go with that.
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Get slow in some heels and I can get her mad, no problem
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[quote=Haissan]
Get slow in some heels and I can get her mad, no problem[/quote]
You Fool!
That would aggravate his masochism tendencies!
wait… so would drilling holes in his skull. Huuummmmm…
Very well…Proceed
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Bust out the Hilti!
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I just want to know if that’s a mail order phycology degree, or did you go to school in like India or something?
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I believe a Cracker Jack Box was involved.
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[quote=rebecca12]
I just want to know if that’s a mail order phycology degree, or did you go to school in like India or something?[/quote]
I got it for free. it came with an order of Ginsu knives.
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[quote=outlander]
[quote=rebecca12]
I just want to know if that’s a mail order phycology degree, or did you go to school in like India or something?[/quote]
I got it for free. it came with an order of Ginsu knives.[/quote]
Imagine what you would have to order to get psychology degree.
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